somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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