i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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