Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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