I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
