I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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