Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
