Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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