You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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