Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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