that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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