I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
there is glitter all over my balls
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