Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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