we're blogging at a bar
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You've changed since you got that strap on
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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