yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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