the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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