You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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