This house was built for laser tag.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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