Where is the hickey?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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