And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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