Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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