she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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