I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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