omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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