Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm both gender and math confused
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
