I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
ok first of all what the fuck
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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