This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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