And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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