I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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