so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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