oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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