you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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