I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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