I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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