sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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