I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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