no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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