I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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