What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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