Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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