dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Pooping to opera.
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