and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
