Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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