I have demons in me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Found the puke drawer
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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