I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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