Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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