So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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