I intend to get homeless drunk
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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