I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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