I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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