Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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