Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
