Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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