Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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