The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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