dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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