yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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